My Your Wife: An Essay About Love, Language & Magic Of Misinterpretation

Words by Mar’yana Kovalchuk. Art by Sam Liacos

On a daily basis we create relationships with the people and places around us. Sometimes we happen to know a person through another person. For instance, your friend’s grandfather who lives in the countryside, your brother’s university colleague, or your mother’s acquaintance that lives in another city. There is always someone who we hear a lot about, but have never had a chance to meet.

The way we imagine this person is based upon the narrative by another person and our own judgment. Not a minimum of direct contact. It’s like a character from a book. I find it one of the most fascinating things. Our perception is still about another human being, yet in many ways it’s also about us.

About a year ago I took on a challenge and went to Japan for a three-month internship at an architectural studio. At that time, my knowledge of the Japanese language was very poor, so in the beginning it was an agonizing nightmare to communicate. Enormous cultural shock sat on my shoulders like a hideous creature from a dark fairy tale, sending anxiety spasms through all my being, but I tried not to overreact. I would smile whenever I couldn’t understand something, try not to be too awkward about being the only alien, work hard, and excel at eating with chopsticks.

During my first weeks I would sit in a corner making a model, observing my colleagues’ backs, trying to figure out what was going on as I could hardly understand a thing and wondering whether there would be a sort of divine reward after this torturous experience.

Usually we would have dinner all together. One evening, during one of such dinners, I was listening to a conversation between some colleagues. In order to understand what was going on and learn Japanese, I had to be super observant. Many times I had to sneak in on other people’s conversations. I guess that time they were talking about after work hours. One of my colleagues, 28-years old, only two years older than me, said 妻 tsuma meaning “my wife.”

I was quite surprised that he was married. I had an idea that Japanese people wouldn’t marry very young. But I also knew that after marriage, many women would leave their jobs and stay home.

In Japanese there is even a word 主婦 shufu which can be translated as housewife, but originally it is not just a wife staying home and taking care of domestic affair, but literally “the main woman,” a powerful lady of household, freed of occupational labor and in charge of family affairs and decisions. It is said that in Japan during many years, and even now, it was a respected title; an ideal for many women.

Also, it is not a myth that Japanese society and people still prioritize work above everything else. In most Japanese companies, and ours is no exception, people work ‘til very late, many times almost ‘til midnight, which unfortunately leaves very little or almost no time for family or other personal matters.

After my initial surprise, I not only believed my colleague had a young wife, but started musing about her and their life together.

I thought that his wife must miss him so much. They probably saw each other around midnight after he came home. Or maybe she would be sleeping already…

I could imagine his wife right away. When I was working behind my desk, I would still look at his back and wonder about his wife and whether if tonight she would wait for him. Probably, she would. What a compromise, what a love, I thought. I could even feel it.

She’s thin, delicate, and elegant. She has straight black hair which is always the same length, but swings in circles, folds and unfolds according to her movements.

She walks as if she may be dancing. All her movements belong to some ancient mystic dance which is, at the same time, in tune with our day and age. As if her existence was timeless and infinite.

Upon the first impression, she seems rather cold or even indifferent. Her expression remains rather serious and there is a distant look in her eyes. Yet, when she smiles her eyes break into thousand bright stars. In fact, when one comes into her presence, they are embraced by warmth. There is something both motherly and childish in this warmth: she’s protective, yet playful. It’s difficult to leave her presence. And it’s not just an appearance, this very warmth is stark naked honest.

Only if she could, she would take care of everyone and everything in this world. Even, when she breaks, she’s grateful to love and be loved so much she even feels guilty. She thinks this love is a blessing.

She could be that young housewife I saw at the supermarket, quietly going about her shopping business or that elegant lady working part time in a florist shop.

In my imagination, my colleague’s wife seemed to be an image of love and devotion. I didn’t know her, yet I admired her deeply. I hoped I could meet her. I was sure I would meet her soon.


After about two months, when I could understand basic conversational expressions, somebody told me my senpai didn’t have a girlfriend, let alone a wife. Such a surprise, such a misinterpretation. I laughed at myself and tried to think about similar words to “wife” in Japanese. Probably atsumaru, “to gather,” a word used every now and then.

Officially imaginary, my His Wife didn’t disappear from my mind that easily. Whenever I came back to her, she would be there. Of course I realize it was a romantic idea, but in my imagination she wasn’t less real.

Then I was reading Jorge Luiz Borges. In his Ficciones, he tells about an imaginary universe where there are objects “produced by suggestion and brought into being by hope.” Because they are ideal they are no less real. Maybe my imagination of my colleague’s wife belongs somewhere in that universe: “A being brought by hope.”


I have stayed in Japan another year and gradually stopped thinking about my colleague’s wife. Yet without wanting to and accidentally as it happens, I have fallen in love with this funny and gregarious boy in glasses. By the way, he is Japanese and works the same crazy hours as me.

I could never imagine I would get into a relationship here in Japan with such a different person. I could imagine a nonexistent relationship, but not a possibility of me being in one. Or was it just a prelude? Hope? Expectation? “A being brought by hope.”

I feel there is a parallel between these two relationships, though one real and another imaginary. It takes so much patience. Sometimes we have dates after work so we wait for each other, just like the imaginary wife of my colleague. I smile at her, somehow her love and patience remind me of my own.

When me and my boyfriend decided to get together, I told him about all the possible problems we may face regarding me being a foreigner in Japan and my obvious struggle with the language. He said we can work on them together, so a problem becomes a challenge.

Of course there are many things against us: language, cultural difference, possible distance, families. But actually it has been so great to learn from each other. Though there are still many barriers, from the beginning I have never felt our communication was tough. On the contrary: it’s fun, he finds my mistakes and occasional misinterpretation amusing.

Once I wrote to him with an intention to say, “I miss it when it’s just two of us together.” But I missed an important nuance and a particle and wrote the opposite: «リンゴと一緒にいるときは寂しい» (“I feel lonely when I’m with you.”)

Luckily, リンゴ Ringo, “Apple,” a nickname I gave to my boyfriend because of his face turning instantly red after one glass of wine, found it odd and checked with me. We had a good laugh.

Are we going to marry? Will I become the same as my colleague’s wife? Probably not. She made me realize of what I could never be and a kind of life I could never live.

Of course, my His Wife is a mixture of misinterpretation, experiences, and impressions about people, relationship, love, Japan… Of course, maybe there is also a portion of truth. Maybe there is also a portion of myself. “A being brought by hope”? It seems almost a matter of timing, a prelude. Have I romanticized a being I would never like to be?

Soon, when I feel my level of Japanese is decent enough, I am going to tell my boyfriend about that time I misunderstood my colleague had a wife and for some time thought she was real.

Note: I didn’t misinterpret I’m in a relationship, though. But let me double check.